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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:43 am
by jbc28
Sadly, teledaves are on the decline. The mating of teledaves is sporadic, brief, and unrewarding. Captive breeding efforts are being planned.

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:50 am
by SkiCop
To prevent an untimely extinction of the Teledaves, if you see one be sure to offer food, drink, and shelter to the plighted creature. If you spot one performing a mating ritual, take photographs to be distributed throught the proper channels.

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:55 am
by teledave


jbc28 wrote:
Captive breeding efforts are being planned.



Heh, put me out to stud. I can handle that. Bring me your women.

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 10:59 am
by SkiCop
Will there be a stud fee involved or just the usual considerations?

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 11:06 am
by teledave
Ass, gas, or grass, baby!

Nobody rides for free.

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:05 pm
by SKISC


SkiCop wrote:
. If you spot one performing a mating ritual, take photographs to be distributed throught the proper channels.



Please spare that scene. That would definitely be more than most could handle.

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 1:44 pm
by MSDOG
YES, PLEASE TAKE PICS. SCIENTISTS SAY THIS RARE BREED HAS THE SMALLEST REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN OF ALL WILD ANIMALS BUT NEED PROOF IN PICTURES.

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:14 pm
by SkiCop
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:15 pm
by teledave
Better bring your wide angle lens, beaches!

Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 2:48 pm
by MSDOG
WITH THE SUPER ZOOM.