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jbc28
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Sadly, teledaves are on the decline. The mating of teledaves is sporadic, brief, and unrewarding. Captive breeding efforts are being planned.
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SkiCop
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To prevent an untimely extinction of the Teledaves, if you see one be sure to offer food, drink, and shelter to the plighted creature. If you spot one performing a mating ritual, take photographs to be distributed throught the proper channels.
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jbc28 wrote:
Captive breeding efforts are being planned.



Heh, put me out to stud. I can handle that. Bring me your women.
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SkiCop
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Will there be a stud fee involved or just the usual considerations?
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Ass, gas, or grass, baby!

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SkiCop wrote:
. If you spot one performing a mating ritual, take photographs to be distributed throught the proper channels.



Please spare that scene. That would definitely be more than most could handle.
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YES, PLEASE TAKE PICS. SCIENTISTS SAY THIS RARE BREED HAS THE SMALLEST REPRODUCTIVE ORGAN OF ALL WILD ANIMALS BUT NEED PROOF IN PICTURES.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Better bring your wide angle lens, beaches!
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WITH THE SUPER ZOOM.
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