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Real men ICE SKATE???

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Men who figure skate squat to pee.
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REAL MEN TELL IT LIKE IT IS.
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GreshamB wrote:


teledave wrote:
Real men ice skate to get in their dates/wives pants.



stole my thunder....



ive been ice skating twice in my life....both with the same girl.....both times ending in the same result...





BOOOOOTAAAAYY!!! SHA SHING!!!!





The bootay makes it worth lowering your standards.
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It's all about the 'tang!
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you wouldnt be refering to the tang in that taquila you dumped in your magratia woulld u.......

i think that was a very tangy drink to say the least.

mi amigoooooooo oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

can i please have a piece of sausage, some entertainment on that pole, or maybe even a bday party...........

please please please.
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ice skating kicks ass
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daves was strong trust me. i took a sip of it, and it was mad alocoholic, stinkys was not as strong but was strong enough for mr stinky,.......

considering what he drank later he was in great shap.e



did any1 make it to level 6 or 7 on the trip. im thinking so first night.
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GreshamB wrote:


willingness to ice skate = panty droppin'!



Man, I roller skated from the age of about 10 to 15. Its not ice and the results weren't as good as yours but I did get some second and sometimes third-base action from it :lol:
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I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ANY PANTY DROPIN' BUT THE ONLY 2 TIMES I ICE SKATED THE ONLY THING HAPPENING WAS ALOT OF A$$ BUSTIN', AND I DON'T MEAN THE PANTY DROPIN' TYPE.
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MSDOG wrote:
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT ANY PANTY DROPIN' BUT THE ONLY 2 TIMES I ICE SKATED THE ONLY THING HAPPENING WAS ALOT OF A$$ BUSTIN', AND I DON'T MEAN THE PANTY DROPIN' TYPE.



So you were ice skating with Brokeback Boy?
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